Bradentucky Man is pissed. I just can’t believe it’s true. I woke up yesterday, went online and saw that Bradentucky’s precious mascot Snooty had died.
He was 69 years old and they just had a huge birthday party for him at the South Florida Museum the day before.
The world’s oldest, captive Manatee is dead. He was 69 fucking years old. He lived through 12 presidents from 1948 to the present. But there was one president Snooty couldn’t survive…………… Donald Fuckin Trump.
Coincidence???? I think not.
This is a clear instance of the Trump team colluding with Russia to kill one of West Coast Florida’s treasured mascot’s. My sources are telling me that Trump has always been angry at the South Florida Museum.
Apparently, a few years ago, Trump attempted to buy Snooty for an undisclosed amount because he wanted to showcase him in a fountain at the front of his Mar-A-Lago Country Club.
The Museum was furious and immediately spurned Trump’s request. This did not sit well with our President. He was somewhat quoted as once saying, “I will get revenge on that damn Sea-Cow if it kills me. I promise you that.” (more…)
Bradentucky Man is a proud American. No one can say I don’t love my country. I love America almost as much as I love Bradentucky.
So I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I think Putin is playing the Trump family like a fine Russian fiddle.
I can’t believe what I’ve been reading about Don Jr. and his dumfuckery with that meeting.
I guess I understand it a little. I mean you dangle some fine, Russian hotty in front of him and he bit hard. But damn, you put it in emails??????
Come on man. Even Bradentucky Man knows you don’t put anything in email that you don’t want people to see.
Shit, that’s why I only use Snapchat. You take a picture and they disappear forever. You would be amazed at how many cock-shots I’ve sent with that app. Can I get a “HELL YEAH?”
But seriously. Look at Putin, he looks like a real man. No fake tan, no bull-shit. Hell, he would fit right in here in Bradentucky, fishin with no shirt on. (more…)
You know at first, I loved Trump. I thought he was a breath of fresh air and a guy who wasn’t afraid to speak his damn mind.
But now I must admit, he’s a dip-shit and I’m worried that World War III may be right around the damn corner.
He said all the right things during the election. I mean every time I watched him on a video, I got hard. (Not in the I’m gay and hard for a dude kind of way) Hard like, “damn this guy is going to show the world who has the biggest ball sack kind of hard.”
- Put Hilary in jail- HELL YEAH.
- Close the borders with a Muslim Ban- HELL YEAH.
- Get rid of all those illegals who are raping our women and stealing our jobs- HELL YEAH.
- Get rid of Obama Care- TRIPLE HELL YEAH
But hell, he ain’t really done none that shit that he promised. He starts out with big ideas and then everything gets sliced and diced by all the crooked ass politicians.
And even though I supported him, it’s beginning to look like Putin has his extra-large hand right square up Trump’s ass. Yep, I said it………. our President is a Putin-Puppet. (more…)
You know, I ain’t never been too political, but damn I love me some Trump. Go ahead, get mad about it…. I don’t give a shit.
He tells it just like it is. I mean shit, he marries a hottie and then when she gets worn out, he upgrades to a younger, hotter chick. So bad-ass.
I’m so tired of all the damn liberal pussy sniffers gettin’ their feelings hurt about Trump being president. You lost, get the fuck over it and stop yer damn whining.
That’s right……………. stop yer damn whining. That’s all it is. I think you people forgot that this is ‘Merica, home of the free. Yep, I am free to support Trump just like you are free to make fun of me. (more…)