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i used to love Trump……

ww3You know at first, I loved Trump.  I thought he was a breath of fresh air and a guy who wasn’t afraid to speak his damn mind.

But now I must admit, he’s a dip-shit and I’m worried that World War III may be right around the damn corner.

He said all the right things during the election.  I mean every time I watched him on a video, I got hard.  (Not in the I’m gay and hard for a dude kind of way)  Hard like, “damn this guy is going to show the world who has the biggest ball sack kind of hard.”

  • Put Hilary in jail- HELL YEAH.
  • Close the borders with a Muslim Ban- HELL YEAH.
  • Get rid of all those illegals who are raping our women and stealing our jobs- HELL YEAH.
  • Get rid of Obama Care- TRIPLE HELL YEAH

But hell, he ain’t really done none that shit that he promised.  He starts out with big ideas and then everything gets sliced and diced by all the crooked ass politicians.

And even though I supported him, it’s beginning to look like Putin has his extra-large hand right square up Trump’s ass.  Yep, I said it………. our President is a Putin-Puppet. (more…)

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Trump & Bradentucky Man

tdy_jackson_trump_161117.nbcnews-ux-1080-600You know, I ain’t never been too political, but damn I love me some Trump.  Go ahead, get mad about it…. I don’t give a shit.

He tells it just like it is.  I mean shit, he marries a hottie and then when she gets worn out, he upgrades to a younger, hotter chick.  So bad-ass.

I’m so tired of all the damn liberal pussy sniffers gettin’ their feelings hurt about Trump being president.  You lost, get the fuck over it and stop yer damn whining.

That’s right……………. stop yer damn whining.  That’s all it is.  I think you people forgot that this is ‘Merica, home of the free.  Yep, I am free to support Trump just like you are free to make fun of me. (more…)

Who is Bradentucky Man??

mainstreetWhere is he from? – Bradenton, FL (the greatest city on the fuckin’ planet.)

What does he like? – getting drunk, bikini girls, fishing, getting drunk, cussing at the police and getting drunk.

What are his views on politics? – “I’m tired of all the damn illegals taking our jobs.  Fuck Hilary and Obama, bunch a pussies.  Trump baby, that’s where it’s at,” Bradentucky Man.

What does he do for a job?“A little of this, a little of that, don’t fuckin worry about it,” Bradentucky Man.

What are his favorite restaurants? – Basil’s for chicken.  Demetrios for pizza and O’Bricks for fine dining.

What does he think about tourists/snow-birds? – Spend your money, stay off my bar-stool and mind your damn business.

What are his ultimate life goals? – Just make it to the next happy hour…….. and make Bradentucky Great Again.  Wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!