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Sarasota Man pissed at Siesta Key MTV

siestaSo yeah, this Siesta Key MTV bullshit show premieres tomorrow night.  This local Sarasota dude is pissed about it and makes some good points.  I wouldn’t mind meeting Sarasota Man and buying him a beer.

Siesta Key MTV rant by Sarasota native

I don’t blame the guy for being pissed.  Of course MTV is garbage and everything produce is absolute garbage.

But hey, at least you are getting some exposure.  Even though that exposure is a bunch of spoiled rich kids fuckin around on the beach, partying on yachts and well, that’s about it.

Rumor has it, MTV was going to do a similar show in Bradentucky, but they couldn’t decide on the following show ideas:

  • Bradentucky- Beer, rednecks and overdoses; how the other half live
  • Opiated Bradentucky; the story of how a once sleepy beach town turned into the heroin capital of Florida
  • Real World Bradentucky– the true story of 10 Bradentuckians living from hit to hit; watch as they ride their bikes from the DeSoto Square parking lot to buy drugs and then pass out in ditches.

Oh, and I just heard that one of the Siesta Key MTV “stars” may be fishing buddies with the piece of shit kids who abuse animals.  That could be a rumor though, I’m not sure.  More on that to come.

 

Bradentucky shark abusers; leave town assholes

mangled sharkWell shit, it looks like the asshole, animal abusers may actually have some justice coming their way.  Thankfully, the video of them abusing a shark has gone viral.  And now the FWC is on the case.

And holy shit, because of these fuck-tards, Bradentucky made it to the NY Post.  Thanks a lot assholes, way to give more people an extra reason to hate Bradentucky.

These kids are complete assholes and show no regard, no respect for nature.  They are all sad excuses for human beings.  They are in fact, HUMAN GARBAGE.

I am worried that they will get away with this. One of the assholes is named Michael Wenzel.  His dad works for Manatee County.  Another one of the assholes is named Robert Lee “Bo” Benack and his mother is the chairwoman of the Manatee County commission.  There’s a real good chance that mommy and daddy have been keeping these pieces of shit out of trouble for a long time.  So don’t be surprised if nothing happens to them.

wenzel2So, here we have some rich, spoiled Bradentucky assholes who have zero conscious and zero respect for the beautiful animals and nature that makes our city special.

If someone can treat innocent animals this way, how do they treat people???

I’m a life long Bradentucky resident and I think I speak for all of Bradentucky when I say that these pieces of shit need to leave town.

Bradentucky has nothing for you.  You are not Bradentucky. 

You are WHITE-FUCKING-TRASH.

WHITE-FUCKING-TRASH

I would like to thank the good people in our community who helped make this go viral.

 

 

 

 

Bradentucky Shark dragging incident

Bradentucky Man is pissed, really pissed off.  Bradentucky Man has been fishin his whole life and this shit is not cool.  The following link shows some Bradentucky spoiled rich-kid fucks dragging a shark behind their speeding boats.

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Check out the same pieces of shit with a Spotted Eagle Ray.  There are also pictures out there of these idiots boating large Tarpon.

Show some fucking respect to nature you spoiled assholes.  There is no place in Bradentucky for these disrespectful assholes.

Supposedly, the FWC is investigating the incident.  I hope there is some way to put these fuckers in jail.  If you are going to fish our beautiful waters, you have to be respectful.

There is nothing “sporting” about what these assholes did.

Fucking fake ass gangster Northwest Bradenton rich fucks.  I’m guessing they never made it past Palma Sola Blvd.  Fuck off you assholes.   Imagine one of these “fine gentlemen” dating one of your daughters……… I’m sure that would be fun.

I think they would all be best served with some swift, old-fashioned Bradentucky justice.  If you grew up here, you know what that means.