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3 Murders in Bradentucky

prescription-drugs-addict-addictionDear Bradentuckians,

Spare me the whole, “Stop talking bad about Bradenton.  Bayshore Gardens is not a ghetto.”

Fact- Bayshore Gardens turned ghetto a long time ago.  And that’s not being racist.  Ride through there at night and you will see; white-trash, black-trash and hispanic-trash frolicking in the streets.  Sorry, but that’s the truth.

Just watch the video link below.  And thanks to the second guy not wearing a fucking shirt, classic Bradentucky.

Three people were murdered the other night in Bayshore Gardens, Bradentucky.

When this investigation is over, you are going to see that it was drug-related.  Don’t fucking be shocked.

Another Fact- Most of Bradenton turned to Bradentucky a long time ago.   Christ, I think we lead the state in opiate overdoses.  You can barely stop anywhere on Cortez without getting mean-mugged by some pill popper begging for money.

Bradentuckians, it’s time to take responsibility for the things you do and the way you act.

Stop being surprised about murders.  Murders go hand-in-hand with drug addicted cities.  And that’s what Bradentucky is…………… OPIATED.

I’m going to get some beers.  Cheers.

a classic Bradentucky arrest

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This is a classic Bradentucky news story.  Dude just wanted to get his drink and smoke on, but the damn island police had to pull him over.

Look at that smile.  I feel for this dude. At least he’s owning that mugshot.

“Ain’t nothin’ gonna’ bring me down.  Piss off haters,” he probably said.

Who hasn’t been in this very same position?

Hanging out on main street; drinking a few or 20 beers, hit the bong a couple times on the way home.

Shit, it’s a long drive from main street to the beach.  I can’t believe he made it that far without killing someone or himself.

But dude, everyone knows that you have to be careful driving on the island after midnight.  Those cops have nothing else to do at that hour.

Hey Joel, when you get out of jail, meet me down at the Roo and I will buy you some drinks.  I want to hear stories about what really goes down in the showers at the Manatee County jail.

Until then brother, stay strong.

opiated in Bradentucky

addictionopioids_839816My beloved town of Bradentucky has become crippled by drug abuse and it’s pissin me off.  So many people screamin about this so-called “addiction” crisis.

Which Tampa Bay County has the highest number of opioid deaths?

“Addiction is a disease.  We need more Naloxone for all these poor addicts.  They need our help.  We need to sue doctors and big Pharma who provides the poison,” said almost every pussy-ass liberal around.

Bradentucky man says, “BULL…..FUCKIN……SHIT.  What ever happened to personal responsibility?  What ever happened to controlling your shit.”

First off, slurpin up too many pills ain’t no disease.  I ain’t a scientist, but a disease is something like cancer or Lupus.  You can’t control gettin those things.  But snorting a bunch a pills or shootin your veins with poison is a personal control problem.  (more…)