So yeah, this Siesta Key MTV bullshit show premieres tomorrow night. This local Sarasota dude is pissed about it and makes some good points. I wouldn’t mind meeting Sarasota Man and buying him a beer.
I don’t blame the guy for being pissed. Of course MTV is garbage and everything produce is absolute garbage.
But hey, at least you are getting some exposure. Even though that exposure is a bunch of spoiled rich kids fuckin around on the beach, partying on yachts and well, that’s about it.
Rumor has it, MTV was going to do a similar show in Bradentucky, but they couldn’t decide on the following show ideas:
- Bradentucky- Beer, rednecks and overdoses; how the other half live
- Opiated Bradentucky; the story of how a once sleepy beach town turned into the heroin capital of Florida
- Real World Bradentucky– the true story of 10 Bradentuckians living from hit to hit; watch as they ride their bikes from the DeSoto Square parking lot to buy drugs and then pass out in ditches.
Oh, and I just heard that one of the Siesta Key MTV “stars” may be fishing buddies with the piece of shit kids who abuse animals. That could be a rumor though, I’m not sure. More on that to come.