Bradentucky Man is a proud American. No one can say I don’t love my country. I love America almost as much as I love Bradentucky.
So I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I think Putin is playing the Trump family like a fine Russian fiddle.
I can’t believe what I’ve been reading about Don Jr. and his dumfuckery with that meeting.
I guess I understand it a little. I mean you dangle some fine, Russian hotty in front of him and he bit hard. But damn, you put it in emails??????
Come on man. Even Bradentucky Man knows you don’t put anything in email that you don’t want people to see.
Shit, that’s why I only use Snapchat. You take a picture and they disappear forever. You would be amazed at how many cock-shots I’ve sent with that app. Can I get a “HELL YEAH?”
But seriously. Look at Putin, he looks like a real man. No fake tan, no bull-shit. Hell, he would fit right in here in Bradentucky, fishin with no shirt on.
This Trump Royal Family is really starting to piss me off. They are bending over for Putin without even using any KY jelly. Putin keeps ramming his Russian-Sickle dick right in their asses. And he’s laughing the whole time.
I need a beer…………… I need a lot of beer to get through these next four years. Thank Jesus for Bradnetucky Main Street. I will see you all downtown soon.
Peace out bitches.