You’ve probably seen some of these on social media or in many of the several reputable media outlets.
Bradentucky Man prides himself on his self-proclaimed “brilliant” insights about life.
But in case you missed them, here are some of Bradentucky Man’s best quotes:
On politicians: “You can spray a pile of shit with Fabreeze, but it’s still a pile of shit. When you get close to it, you are still going to want to puke.”
On religion: “Ain’t no way in hell that Noah built a damn ark without gettin’ ate up by a tiger or bitten by a damn cobra. Come on people. Stop praying and get a job.”
On immigration: “Let em’ all in, I got my guns bitches. Bring it on.”
On racism: “Look, stop all the bull shit. There is white-trash, black-trash, mexican-trash and asian-trash. Trash don’t care about color.”
On life: “Eat. sleep, get drunk, shit, breed and repeat. We all just animals, don’t forget that.”