This is a classic Bradentucky news story. Dude just wanted to get his drink and smoke on, but the damn island police had to pull him over.
Look at that smile. I feel for this dude. At least he’s owning that mugshot.
“Ain’t nothin’ gonna’ bring me down. Piss off haters,” he probably said.
Who hasn’t been in this very same position?
Hanging out on main street; drinking a few or 20 beers, hit the bong a couple times on the way home.
Shit, it’s a long drive from main street to the beach. I can’t believe he made it that far without killing someone or himself.
But dude, everyone knows that you have to be careful driving on the island after midnight. Those cops have nothing else to do at that hour.
Hey Joel, when you get out of jail, meet me down at the Roo and I will buy you some drinks. I want to hear stories about what really goes down in the showers at the Manatee County jail.
Until then brother, stay strong.